Useless Stable Dollar Coin
The stability of fiat, the uselessness of crypto. The worst of both worlds.
HODL? Nah. Just sit there. It does nothing.
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Live Stable Dollar Coin Marketcap
USDT
$157.72B
USDC
$61.63B
USD
$2.395T
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Utility
Features
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Uselessness
Why Choose $USDC?
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Guaranteed Losses
If you hold USD, you will lose money overtime
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We looked at Bitcoin and said, what if it had no upside?” – Founder of Useless Stable Dollar Coin
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$USDC
The perfect coin for people who love crypto but hate risk, reward, and excitement. Pegged to the dollar and backed by absolutely nothing new, USDC offers the thrill of holding fiat… digitally. No pumps, no dumps, just a straight line to irrelevance. But hey, at least it’s stable while it bleeds.
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